A Baker’s Apology Regarding the 2020 ElectionI regret what I said about cake following my four-year coma.Oct 30, 2020Oct 30, 2020
Alternative Endings to Kellyanne Conway’s Resignation Letter“This is completely my choice and my voice. In time, I will announce future plans. For now, and for my beloved children, it will be less…Aug 26, 2020Aug 26, 2020
What’s It Like to Have a Christmas Birthday? A Q+A with Jesus ChristNow that Christmas is a wildly popular event, I have to throw myself out there so that people don’t forget what this day is all about: me.Dec 25, 2019Dec 25, 2019
Published inSlackjawSomeone Asked Me To Watch Their Stuff At A Coffee Shop, So I Took It Home To Keep It Safe“My orders were clear: ‘can you watch my stuff while I go inside?’ I couldn’t break the sanctity of our spoken treatise.”Nov 7, 20195Nov 7, 20195
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThis Season’s Hottest Look Is…Kevlar!Kevlar is already making waves as the look you do NOT want to be caught without!Aug 6, 20191Aug 6, 20191