A Baker’s Apology Regarding the 2020 Election

I regret what I said about cake following my four-year coma.

Photo by Pille-Riin Priske on Unsplash

Dear Beloved Customers,

My name is Dorothy Wainwright, and as you know, I am the owner of Hot Dottie’s Bakery and devoted wife to Henry Wainwright. My grandchildren have brought it to my attention that I’ve made a complete and utter flub which I’d like to address.