Someone Asked Me To Watch Their Stuff At A Coffee Shop, So I Took It Home To Keep It Safe

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I wipe the sweat off my upper lip. Someone asked me to watch their stuff at a coffee shop, and I said yes.

Out of everyone who was sitting on the patio, I can’t believe I looked the safest. The most trustworthy. Like I’m the kind of person who flosses daily and definitely didn’t stay up late last night watching…